Hello there, hoochy coochy pants
Come on down and we will sort ye oot with a discount cabin. No expense spared. At all. Visit at different times of the year for even more dramatic reductions. At the height of the Yeti mating season we can offers 99% off most cabins; come and be experienced by nature.
Kodiak Jack's Discount Cabins has been advertised in no other than 'The Global Explorer'.
Y'all can get hold of me on that there talky stick if y'all need some more information on ma discounted shacks.